45nm Chicken
The swamp screams loudly around the abandoned road as the jousters position themselves for their impending bout. Somewhere, in the back of their alcohol-soaked brains, they visualize themselves as medieval warriors mounting their steeds in a duel of chivalrous wit. In the real world, their decrepit death-trap pickup trucks are a far cry from the mounts they mentally mimic, and the assembled audience of mosquitoes, flies, and the occasional bullfrog hardly constitutes the cheering throngs envisioned by these imbecilic soldiers of the sullen South.
With a final swig from their respective flasks of courage and … Read More → "45nm Chicken"

