fresh bytes
Subscribe Now

Welcome to our startup where everyone is 23 years old…

Hello, and welcome to our startup. We hope you’re enjoying your complimentary snifter of vaporized coconut water. Once you’re done, please place the glass into one of the blue receptacles around the office, which will send the glass to be washed and dried. Do not place it into one of the red receptacles. The red receptacles take whatever you put inside of them and launch it into space.

If you look to your left, you’ll see one of our employees using a state-of-the-art ergonomic sleeping desk. Most startups have standing desks, but we have sleeping desks, dancing desks, and even skateboarding desks. The skateboarding desks are just large skateboards you can use to skate around the office. Be careful while skating, though, because we don’t offer any sort of medical insurance, since our benefits budget all goes toward cool desks.

Continue reading at McSweeney’s

Leave a Reply

featured blogs
Jun 16, 2019
https://youtu.be/CaIc3qOakxs Made at building 9 elevator (camera Sean) Monday: Cadence Cloud Passport Partner Program Tuesday: Making Trouble in Las Vegas Wednesday: Paris Air Show Thursday: Ericsson... [[ Click on the title to access the full blog on the Cadence Community s...
Jun 14, 2019
The PCI-SIG Developers Conference is a free event for the 800+ member companies that develop and bring to market new products utilizing PCI Express® technology. Granted most people reading this blog won’t be at the conference, but you might be interested...
Jun 14, 2019
By Flint Yoder – Mentor, A Siemens Business Tight schedules? Worried about product reliability? Now you can find and eliminate latch-up sensitivity during schematic design, and avoid those post-layout nightmares. Latch-up'€¦the bane of circuit designers and circuit ve...
Jan 25, 2019
Let'€™s face it: We'€™re addicted to SRAM. It'€™s big, it'€™s power-hungry, but it'€™s fast. And no matter how much we complain about it, we still use it. Because we don'€™t have anything better in the mainstream yet. We'€™ve looked at attempts to improve conven...