Reservations Required
Man at the head of the line: Table for three please?
Maitre D’: Bien sur. Ees your party all ‘ere?
Man: Yup.
Maitre D’: Alors, we are full now, so I put your name on ze leest. I cannot say whahn your name weell be call; it dehpond on the size of your partee, available tehbell, ‘ow many tehbell are full at each stehshahn, etceterah. I … Read More → "Reservations Required"

